…but when he does indulge, he likes to drink in style.
So we can imagine him kicking back with this amazing etched decanter, at the end of a long day saving the universe.
Made by SarukenDesigns, the set features a Columbian glass decanter etched to look like the Tardis (Saruken suggests serving blue curaçao), six glasses featuring the silhouettes of various regenerations, and a stained wooden box.
Just remember not to drive the Tardis after using it.
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