There are many things that Love Island‘s Hayley Hughes hasn’t heard of: Brexit, auras, spirituality.
But in Monday night’s episode of the ITV2 show, she outdoes herself during a rather raunchy game of dares between the islanders.
When tasked with licking Adam’s earlobe, her response is simply: “What’s an earlobe?”
That’s almost so good it’s worth repeating: Hayley asks the islanders what an earlobe is.
Love Island episode 8 2018 (ITV)
During the game, things get rather steamy when there’s a four-way kiss between new boys Josh and Charlie and girls Samira and Hayley. Crikey.
In the Beach Hut, Charlie comments: “I’ve got to admit, that is not the first four way kiss I’ve had, I can’t lie.”
Also, Josh is told to lick Samira’s toe, Laura and Niall lick faces and Eyal is tasked with sucking Megan’s finger – although just decides to kiss her instead.
Before you feel too sorry for Alex, Megan is also dared to cover his face in lipstick by kissing him, while Rosie is also dared to lick food from Alex’s chest.
“I don’t think I’ve ever been in the situation where five or six pretty girls have been licking honey off my chest,” comments Alex later. “So there was definitely something new in that!”
Surely that’s another Bafta in the bag?
Love Island airs daily at 9pm on ITV2