It’s fair to say we were a bit baffled by the trailer for Lost River, Ryan Gosling’s first film as director, which features a buff Matt Smith telling everyone to look at his muscles. And yet we can’t stop watching it: the combination of The Doctor in a gold lamé jacket, veined pectorals and a suggestively placed horseshoe is like some terrible, wonderful nightmare.
Lucky a kind soul on YouTube has edited together this looping video of Matt’s chant. How long can you stand it?
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