Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll have a tricky task on their hands choosing a name for their first baby. It’s a tough job as it is, but finding a name that’ll go with Rocknroll is going to be especially difficult.
We’ve rustled up some ideas they should probably never (ever!) consider…
* I-love Rocknroll
A jukebox favourite and bound to get the party started whenever the poor kid has his name read out. Double barrel names are popular, right?
* Still Rocknroll
A little nod to Billy Joel here. There’s been worse first names. Just look at Frank Zappa’s kids (Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva…)
* Virgin Rocknroll
A nod to Ned’s uncle Richard Branson and probably (very slightly) more appropriate than the alternative – Sex, drugs and…
* Godgave Rocknroll
Well, if the Gwyneth Paltrows of the world can have Moses, what’s wrong with a deity-inspired name, eh?
* Longlive Rocknroll
Longlive almost sounds like a real name, right?
Let us know your suggestions…