What should Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll call their baby?

We ponder the best (of the worst) names that go with Rocknroll…


Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll have a tricky task on their hands choosing a name for their first baby. It’s a tough job as it is, but finding a name that’ll go with Rocknroll is going to be especially difficult.


We’ve rustled up some ideas they should probably never (ever!) consider…

* I-love Rocknroll

A jukebox favourite and bound to get the party started whenever the poor kid has his name read out. Double barrel names are popular, right?

* Still Rocknroll

A little nod to Billy Joel here. There’s been worse first names. Just look at Frank Zappa’s kids (Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva…)

* Virgin Rocknroll

A nod to Ned’s uncle Richard Branson and probably (very slightly) more appropriate than the alternative – Sex, drugs and

* Godgave Rocknroll

Well, if the Gwyneth Paltrows of the world can have Moses, what’s wrong with a deity-inspired name, eh?

* Longlive Rocknroll

Longlive almost sounds like a real name, right?


Let us know your suggestions…