Yes, for one week only, Strictly Come Dancing is taking over Wembley Arena. Rumour has it that Victoria Pendleton will be back in the saddle: pedalling a BMX suspended by wires. Louis Smith, meanwhile, will apparently be impressing with a backflip or three. Can Michael Vaughan lift more than a cricket bat in an American Smooth? Or will he be too busy sidling up to his schoolboy crush, Kylie? For it’s not just clod-hopping celebrities who will be entertaining the 6000-strong crowd: both the teeny-tiny pop diva and Girls Aloud will be trying to prove they’ve still got what it takes. And most thrillingly of all, Brucie is back…
I don’t know about you but I need a lie down at the thought of all that excitement. But I’ll be back at 6.30pm with a glass of something potent to get me through. Do join.
Go on, you know you want to.