Seth MacFarlane (2012)

15 Certificate


Our Score
This vulgar but hilarious offering from Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane also finds him voicing the titular teddy who's anything but sweet and innocent. A few will be appalled by the filth that spills from this pot-smoking bear's furry mouth, but there's something endearing about the deep devotion he shows his owner, a 30-something slacker played by Mark Wahlberg. The premise may seem outlandish, but underneath it all is a conventional story of the battle of wills that rages between Wahlberg and his girlfriend Mila Kunis over his refusal to grow up. Flash Gordon star Sam J Jones also features in an uproarious cameo, while.Giovanni Ribisi turns the humour a shade darker as Ted's stalker, making you laugh and wince simultaneously.


A lonely boy makes a wish at Christmas that his teddy bear will come to life, which is magically granted. The boy grows up to become a directionless slacker, with the foul-mouthed living toy still his inseparable friend - but his girlfriend thinks it is time for him to grow up. Comedy, starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, directed by and featuring the voice of Seth MacFarlane.

Cast & Crew

John Bennett Mark Wahlberg
Lori Collins Mila Kunis
Ted Seth MacFarlane
Rex Joel McHale
Donny Giovanni Ribisi
Guy Patrick Warburton
Thomas Matt Walsh
Narrator Patrick Stewart
Tami-Lynn Jessica Barth
Tanya Laura Vandervoort
Frank Bill Smitrovich
Sam J Jones Sam J Jones
Norah Jones Norah Jones
Tom Skerritt Tom Skerritt
John's father Ralph Garman
John's mom Alex Borstein
Ted Danson Ted Danson
Jared Ryan Reynolds
Michelle Melissa Ordway
Director Seth MacFarlane
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Other Information

Language: EnglishColourTheatrical distributor: UniversalGuidance: Swearing, drug abuse, brief nudity.Available on: Blu-rayReleased on: 27 Jul 2012
Comedy Drama