November 8, 2016. A day like no other. A day where the people of America voted for the leader of the free world. A day historians of the future will look back on with attentive eyes and see … “Britain ruddy annoyed by the new Toblerone”.
Haven’t you heard? Toblerone has changed: it’s now lighter. There’s more of a nook between each chocolate triangle which, although it gives each consumer much-needed leverage when breaking off a piece, sacrifices a significant slice of choc.
And this blow to Britain, with the risk of sounding a tad over the top, is the single worst thing to happen to any group of people anywhere. And we include all those affected by the cancellation of Quality Street’s Toffee Deluxe Bites (RIP).