31 of Doctor Who’s best insults
Ensure you're never stuck for a witty comeback again with these out-of-this world putdowns...
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26. “If you’re going to sit there wallowing in self-pity, I’ll bite your nose.”
Motivational advice for Sarah Jane Smith. (The Brain of Morbius, 1976)
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27. “Long-haired ninny versus killer robot knights? I know where I’d put my money.”
The Doctor is not a fan of Robin Hood. (Robot of Sherwood, 2014)
28. “You’re not fit to guard a jelly baby!”
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The Doctor inspects Gallifrey’s Guard of Honour and finds them wanting. (The Invasion of Time, 1978)
