31 of Doctor Who’s best insults

Ensure you're never stuck for a witty comeback again with these out-of-this world putdowns...

23. “All right, I’ll confess… I confess you’re a bigger idiot than I thought you were.”

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The Doctor responds to interrogation and torture with the only defence he has left – biting sarcasm. (The Deadly Assassin, 1976)

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24. “Planet of the pudding brains!”

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He loves us really. (Deep Breath, 2014)


25. “Antediluvian fogey!”

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The Sixth Doctor’s typically grandiloquent description of his former self. (The Two Doctors, 1985)