Film criticism is a tricky business. Analysing what makes a movie work or fail is hugely subjective and tricky to quantify, and it’s almost impossible to dissect the careful artistic science that makes a successful project work.
However, I think it’s clear we can all agree on one thing. EVERY film, no matter the year, genre or box office success could be massively improved if they’d only re-edit it to include a Dalek or two.
And so with that unassailable fact in mind (and some dodgy PhotoShop skills at the ready), here is the RadioTimes.com specially remastered classic film collection: Dalek edition.
1. Notting Hill
“I’M ALSO JUST A DALEK, STANDING IN FRONT OF A HUMAN, ASKING HIM TO SUBMIT TO THE SUPERIOR DALEK RACE.”
“LOVE MEANS NOTHING IN TENNIS. ZERO. IT ONLY MEANS YOU LOSE. LOOOSSSSEEE!!!”
“WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE SKARO!!!!”
“DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR HEAVY WEAPONS DALEKS!!!”
5. Some like it hot
“BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OSGOOD! OHHH…I’M A DALEK!”