Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

Why?

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Drinking: Tyrion would be the perfect drinking partner, and he wouldn't start any drunken fights outside McDonalds at 3 am because he's far too dignified for that sort of thing. As he said in season 3, "It's not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it".

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Humour: His wit would make for some excellent late-night one-liners on the long bus-ride home, such as: "I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world".

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