Mark Hamill defines all of Star Wars in just two words

Mark Hamill is the grand old man of Star Wars. Not only has he taken over from Alec Guiness as the wise bearded Jedi, he’s continuing to define the franchise. Literally.

Describe the pressure I feel being asked to describe everything under the sun in so many words. #UnbelievableBurden #HamperedHamster #SOS

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Yes, fans have called on Luke himself to sum up Star Wars in as few words as possible. It started with this pithy observation:

Define: ‘Han Solo’

Harrison Ford https://t.co/5rfBft2X7t

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Then this equally pithy but less witty comparison.

‘Harrison Ford’

Han Solo https://t.co/1bKnFq12IZ

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Then this.

‘Carrie Fisher’

Princess Leia https://t.co/HWmzF4pKxb

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

And that’s when the requests started swarming like wampas on a powerline, and Hamill lost the plot a bit.

‘Episode VIII’

Non-disclosure Agreement https://t.co/1KqPp5okOs

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Hyphens don’t count, Skywalker.

See if you can guess these two

Bwee Boop https://t.co/va2mNZHjld

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Grrraauuunnnghhhhh https://t.co/LQikk4LdqS

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

Those are just noises.

‘Emperor Palpatine’s breath’

Revoltingly Sith-y https://t.co/UqGHoxf5zf

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) March 27, 2016

What?

All we know is, it’s going to be a long, long wait until Episode VIII comes out in cinemas next year.