The X Factor live shows Week Five – as it happened
It was girls v boys as the X Factor takes on the US election
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21.50
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21.40
And that’s the end of the Gender War, and tonight’s shorter episode. For me, the pick is 5 After Midnight, while Saaro Alto is in trouble. But don’t pay any attention to me, I’ve been wrong 100% of the time. Let’s bung up the last of the performances and call it a night.
21.36
.@SimonCowell on @5AfterMidnight: "It's boypower" https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/p2BWsAGfML
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
What's better? #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
21.31
“Every great group, they can’t be puppets.”
Simon has a puppet fixation tonight.
21.28
Well, time to eat humble pie. That is a tight harmony from 5 After Midnight. Nicely done.
21.27
5 After Midnight pull an all nighter to find the right song, and end up on…Say You’ll Be There by the Spice Girls.
Eureka.
21.20
Nicole says ‘You don’t know you’re beautiful/that’s what makes you beautiful’ is a beautiful message for Emily’s mother and all the women out there. It’s not. It’s like a logic trap for self-loathing robots.
21.18
That feeling when no-one joins your ovation. #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/rgPgzGpC8P
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
21.15
Middlemas singing ‘That’s What Makes You Beautiful’ slowly, because that’s how emotions work.
21.13
The way Emily Middlemas says ‘judj-gees’ makes me intensely nostalgic for home, so I officially award her All of the Points.™
21.12
21.10
#xfactor @SimonCowell https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/coHVEqbSQB
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
20.31
.@The_Honey_G showing respect by wearing a poppy. #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/J79NF8ZKfY
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
20.25
Goddamn the X Factor social media team are impressive. Here’s Matt Terry’s opening performance.
20:24
REVIEW: both singers thus far were yeah.
20.22
For your next argument. #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/3KoB3IbRO0
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
20.15
Watch out @MattTerry93! There's a monster at the back of the stage! Save your perfect hair! #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/XwlOehtQsC
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
20.07
Matt Terry up first with a Wham classic. Let’s just leave the jokes, because none of them can be printed in Radio Times.
20.07
Quick, @nicolescherzy, act casual! #xfactor https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA pic.twitter.com/y4shili79d
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
Nicole Scherzingers insta comments are just full of snakes and gift emojis lmaooo #XFactor #Gifty pic.twitter.com/7X0habuTND
— Jacobㅤ (@jacobedwardsz) October 30, 2016
Some on Twitter seemed personally disappointed in the judges, deeming Gifty’s surprise send off a betrayal.
Nicole,Louis and Sharon were SO SO S O O O promising.Too bad they're a bunch of SNAKES #xfactor ????????????
— matthew (@stxtements) October 30, 2016
@LEGD23 How dare those snakes Nicole & Sharon decide to send my sister home, who's clearly a lot more talented than those girls! #XFactor
— ????♣????Selina✌♥???? (@SelinaGiGi) October 30, 2016
Gifty’s nonplussed reaction to being sent off became an instant meme, and while some fans took things too far, it seems the reptilian-responses might have been inspired by Gifty herself.
She had previously expressed her hatred for the venomous creatures (snakes, not judges) on Twitter.
I don't know which one I dislike more. Snake or Spider
— GL (@GiftyLouise) September 30, 2014
The X Factor continues Saturday 8pm on ITV1
7.20
So as an experiment and because I’m bored on a Saturday, let’s see how easy it is to write an article out of literally nothing. I have no idea what it’s going to be yet, but I bet you £100 I’ll have it written and published here in 10 minutes. Start the clock.
7.18
#xfactor boys vs girls tonight, help settle a discussion – should bands still change the pronouns in love songs? https://t.co/7dNRsBF1bA
— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) November 5, 2016
7.17
As a new viewer and live blogger, this ecosystem is what’s fascinated me the most – the shows themselves are pretty entertaining, but X Factor is all about the extra material. It’s hard to believe it has been running for so many years, because it seems custom designed for the age of Twitter.
7.15
Moving on to this week’s Backstage Nonsense Roundup.™
Simon’s slip of the tongue led some to claim the fix was in. Because journalism is dead, these tweets were immediately turned into clickbait articles on other sites. (I won’t link to them because I am a coward and want to keep working in this terrible industry.)
Nevertheless, this makes a good point about why X Factor is so perfect for modern media. (Hi Google!) Speaking as a hack journalist myself, it’s a useful mix of story-able elements: famous judges with big personalities, pathos (sob stories) and bathos (Honey G) and a mass audience reacting in real time on Twitter.
The show’s military-grade press team release a regular stream of information throughout the week (who’s singing what, who’s duetting with whom) and, like professional wrestling, the show creates its own storylines (Ryan and Emily). There’s also a ton of embeddable content (press pack photos, memes, YouTube clips, gifs and the like) that helps fill out an article and means I don’t have to do any research or write any words. It’s the perfect story!
7.10
Before I forget, this week’s theme is Boys vs Girls, inspired by the imminent US election. (Not really.)
Here’s what they’re singing this week.
Boys
Matt Terry: Wham! – I’m Your Man
Ryan Lawrie – The Beatles – Twist & Shout
Girls
Emily Middlemas: One Direction – What Makes You Beautiful
Sam Lavery: Girls Aloud – I’ll Stand By You
Overs
Honey G: Kris Kross – Jump
Saara Aalto: Girls Aloud – Sound of The Underground
Groups
5 After Midnight: Spice Girls – Say You’ll Be There
Four of Diamonds: Wilson Phillips – Hold On
7.05
Gifty looked angry enough to became a meme. Which is just as good as winning the competition, right?
Oh no, wait, it isn’t, because social media is a dehumanisation factory, where we boil strangers down to screengrabs, stamp them with a hashtag then move on.
People keep saying you should be a 'gracious loser'… I disagree. If you're unfairly dismissed, throw a #Gifty. I would. #XFactor pic.twitter.com/9w8Hh8jAKs
— Michael Hickson (@hicksonite) October 30, 2016
I haven't seen #Gifty this pissed off since Miss Honey dropped a spelling test on us without warning! #XFactor #gifty pic.twitter.com/2mtaOI3m3g
— James (@jimmydoris1986) October 30, 2016
My other half just brought a cup of tea in and didn't bring the hobnobs – I did a Gifty pic.twitter.com/C5tQfc00In
— Alan Carr (@AlanCarr) October 30, 2016
7.02
Last week Gifty was sent home, which displeased Gifty.
avenge gifty
— leah (@leahprit) October 30, 2016
And Simon said the wrong thing.
I absolute fell to the floor when Simon said this OMG #gifty #xfactor pic.twitter.com/CMxkX5czv1
— V. Cadaverini (@East_) October 30, 2016
7.00
Hello, I’m Jonathan Holmes, and welcome to my fifth week of X Factor Live Blogging, and fifth week of watching X Factor in my entire life. So far it’s been a voyage of discovery, but quite a painful, migraine filled one, like those guys who stumble on The Nameless City in H.P. Lovecraft. Other people order Dominos for X Factor, I stock up on Neurofen.
