Here’s how it went down: first, Lipnicki posed the question: “If I told you that my dog staying in my bed is, like, a definite thing that has to happen what would you say about that?”
“I just see you as really innocent,” replied his date. “It’s just strange to picture a wee boy doing extra-curricular activities.”
And this response didn’t make Lipnicki too happy. “If someone can only see me for the child actor I was, that’s going to be a huge issue in a relationship,” he said. “I’ve been doubted my whole life and I’ve overcome every single thing and you know I always keep coming back.”
He added: “I call myself the comeback king”. To which his date, who really hadn’t picked up on the vibes, responded: “the comeback KID?”.
And after that, Lipnicki thanked his date, walked out of the room and threw himself face first on to his bed.
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