Here’s why everyone should retake the Hogwarts sorting hat quiz on Pottermore

The time has come for you to retake the Hogwarts Sorting Hat quiz on Pottermore.

After some time offline due to Pottermore’s re-launch, the talking Harry Potter hat is back…and redesigned. So it’s only right that you try it again on this extra magical version. And if you last took the test ages ago, you can see how accurate it was the first time.

Exciting stuff!

Except that you should also be very sure you want to retake it.

Because as a Harry Potter fan, you based your entire sense of self on your Hogwarts House, right? And if it turns out you’re actually in a totally different house, everything you believed about yourself might be false.

And BAM! You’ve got yourself an existential crisis so profound, no spell will sort you out.

So enjoy the quiz, but let these people be a lesson to you…

Today I took the sorting hat quiz and it turns out I'm a Ravenclaw and I sort of don't know what to do with my life now.

— Eleanor Thibeaux (@ethibeaux) February 1, 2016

What the heckbones! I got sorted into Hufflepuff by the new Pottermore sorting hat. Identity crisis!

— a fisher folk (@chrissobrookso) January 28, 2016

Guys.
I'm retaking the Pottermore Sorting Hat Quiz.
Moment of Truth.
I'm so scared.

— DULA PEEP (@jerrydohhh) January 31, 2016

I want to take the new sorting hat quiz but I'm scared! If I don't get Hufflepuff I think I might have an identity crisis???

— Annie (@AnnieHP) January 29, 2016

WAIT WAIT HOLD UP THE SORTING HAT IS BACK ON POTTERMORE WHATWAHT IM SCARED BC I WANNA GET HUFFLEPUFF AGAIN BUT WHAT IF THAT DOESNT HAPPEN

— sara wv spoilers (@twswidow) January 28, 2016

Don’t say we didn’t warn you…