Ever wondered what actor Simon Pegg gets up to in seven days? Of course you have. You probably lie awake at night wondering what on earth he's doing.
Luckily, there's the medium of Twitter through which Pegg can share all of his daily goings on and general, er, Peggness. No? No, probably not a thing that'll catch on.
Anyway, Pegg seems like he's been a busy boy of late, so we looked back over the past seven days to see what has been filling his time...
Singing about Bagpuss seems as good a way as any to start a day
As is eating. We don't know what he had for breakfast
But we darn well known what he had for lunch the next day
We hope this is Pegg putting himself on the map for The Expendables 4...
He's certainly up for a bit of self promotion
Pegg wants us all to think a little bit more seriously about tweeting about Sharknados. Wise words. Wise words.
By Thursday the celeb selfies have kicked into gear
Slight pause for necessary beverage-sat-beside-fake-dog picture
And then, well, what's a Friday without a trip to Vegas?
Hint: Best not to goof around with the staff
On second thoughts, ask them what to do. There's got to be something better to do than this?
By Saturday a few technical issues were being solved
And celeb photo op two welcomes Red from Orange Is The New Black #bravo
There was some Sunday jigging
Then off to Berlin, where we're introduced to #roswatch, where we also get to see what Pegg's Hector and the Search for Happiness co-star Rosamund Pike is up to. Which here, is, well, not a whole lot. In fact, it could be anyone.
Of course next up it's the classic 'my room overlooks a zoo and the elephants' tweet
Straight back to #roswatch
And then onto some lunch
We're exhausted just reading about it...