8. "Hello Doctor Who, how are you?"

"DOCTOR WHO IS NOT HIS NAME. DOC-TOR WHO IS THE NAME OF THE PROGRAMME. EXCEPT IN THE ORIGINAL SERIES. AND PE-TER CAPALDI STILL CALLS HIM DOCTOR WHO."

7. People complaining about Doctor Who

“WHY WATCH A SHOW THAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY? YOU NEED TO CHILLAX. CHILLAX! CHILLAX! I COMMAND YOU TO CHILLAX!”

6. Other fans

“I DIS-AGREE. I DIS-AGREEEEEEEEEEEE.”

5. "Doctor Who is a kids show"

"DOCTOR WHO IS A FAMILY SHOW, NOT A CHILDREN'S SHOW. EVERYONE CAN ENJOY IT TOGETHER. OR ALONE. TOTALLY A-LONE."

4. Reset buttons to wrap up the story

"YOU ARE TOO LATE DOC-TOR. YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. YOUR TARDIS DESTROYED. WE ARE VICTOR...WAIT. STOP. DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON. THAT LARGE RED RESET BUTTON DOES NOT CONCERN YOU!"

3. Continuity and paradoxes

"THE DOCTOR FROM THE FUTURE GAVE HIMSELF THE SCREWDRIVER? BUT WHO GAVE THE FUTURE DOCTOR THE SCREWDRIVER? DO NOT SAY WIBBLY-WOBBLY OR I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU."

2. Showrunners

“YOUR STORIES ARE INFERIOR TO MY FAN FICTIOOOOOON!”

1. Doctor Who in general

"I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU SO. THIS IS A PARADOX. EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!"

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