It was a good night, last night, wasn't it? - exposition device. Most commonly used by Mick Norcross.
Bee-ayve - don't be foolish.
What do you think of my boobs/teeth/bum/nose? - I'm visiting a cosmetic surgeon in this episode and may return looking substantially different.
You know what Essex is like - phrase used to justify the unjustifiable, and validate an obviously false account.
Looking nice costs money – (see What do you think of my boobs/teeth/bum/nose?)
That’s bang out of order! – it’s unfair, I tell you, very unfair.
This glossary is far from exhaustive. Knowledge is power, so if you've got some classic TOWIE-isms you'd like to share with the group, pop them in the comments section below...
The Only Way is Essex returns on ITV2 tonight at 10pm