Now, as we all know, the EastEnders icon that is Philip James Mitchell is a man of few words. But what if you strung all those words (well, mainly grunts and barks of "eh?") together to the theme tune of the BBC1 soap?
Well, some Walford fans have done just that - namely the Phil worshippers Utter Philth, who specialise in (sometimes filthy) memes dedicated to the E20 hard man.
With 26 years' worth of archive footage to draw on, the result is nothing short of genius...
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