Love Bite

  • 15
  • Andy de Emmony (2012)
  • UK
  • 90 min
Film Review
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1 out of 5

Aimed fairly and squarely at the more gormless elements of the Inbetweeners audience, this lowbrow British horror comedy is short on scares and seriously long on schoolboy smut. There's a werewolf on the loose in a small seaside town and it's feasting on virgins - and the place is full of them. With a full moon looming, teenager Jamie (Eragon's Ed Speleers) has just 24 hours to have sex in order to avoid a grisly fate. However, the object of his affections (Jessica Szohr) may just be the beast itself... One or two later scenes hint at the fun romp this might have been, but it's not worth sitting through the preceding smutty tosh to see them. Ghastly, for all the wrong reasons.

Plot Summary

Small-town English teenager Jamie becomes attracted to an American backpacker staying at his mother's B&B, but her arrival is followed by a series of gruesome murders. Jamie and his friends discover a werewolf is in the area, but that it only preys on virgins, leaving them all even more desperate for sex than usual. Comedy horror, starring Ed Speleers, Jessica Szohr and Timothy Spall.

Cast and crew

Cast

Jamie
Ed Speleers
Juliana
Jessica Szohr
Sid
Timothy Spall
Kev
Luke Pasqualino
Spike
Daniel Kendrick
Bruno
Robin Morrissey
Sergeant Rooney
Robert Pugh
Natalie
Kierston Wareing

Crew

Director
Andy de Emmony

Other Information

Language: 
English
Colour
Theatrical distributor: 
Entertainment
Guidance: 
Violence, sexual references, brief nudity.
Released 9 Nov 2012
Categories
Comedy
Drama

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