Love Bite

Aimed fairly and squarely at the more gormless elements of the Inbetweeners audience, this lowbrow British horror comedy is short on scares and seriously long on schoolboy smut. There's a werewolf on the loose in a small seaside town and it's feasting on virgins - and the place is full of them. With a full moon looming, teenager Jamie (Eragon's Ed Speleers) has just 24 hours to have sex in order to avoid a grisly fate. However, the object of his affections (Jessica Szohr) may just be the beast itself... One or two later scenes hint at the fun romp this might have been, but it's not worth sitting through the preceding smutty tosh to see them. Ghastly, for all the wrong reasons.