31 of Doctor Who’s best insults

Ensure you're never stuck for a witty comeback again with these out-of-this world putdowns...

29. “I’ll smack you so hard you’ll regenerate!”

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Clara makes her feelings known to the Doctor. (Kill the Moon, 2014)

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30. “You ham-fisted bun-vendor!”

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The Third Doctor greets klutzy new assistant Jo Grant with possibly the Greatest. Insult. Ever.


31. “Shut up. Just shut up, shut up, shut up, shutetty up, up, up!”

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There’s a reason the Twelfth Doctor and Malcolm Tucker share a face, you know… (Time Heist, 2014)