Grand Designs

Cloontykilla Castle, built in 1839, is set in woodland on the shores of Lough Key in County Roscommon, Ireland. It’s a stunning, romantic location for a folly and it’s no wonder that actor Sean Simon, who played there in childhood, wants to turn it into a home and recording studio. But he’s had to borrow 1.2 million euros to realise his ambitious, theatrical medieval-style scheme.

The beginning of the project coincides with the Celtic Tiger’s retreat into recession, and the banks are antsy. It’s difficult to know what would feel worse: the threat of losing all your money, or the incipient disapproval of Kevin McCloud, who is not known for his fondness for pretend baronial halls.