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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Series 1 - Episode 3 Not All Heroes Wear Capes



The gang carries out a suspiciously lengthy strip search on a smuggler, disposes of explosives with a controlled explosion and suffers some contentious fallout from a visit to a Mexican restaurant. Meanwhile, the `virtual border' gets a proper grilling from a BBC reporter. Spoof documentary, starring Karen Hassan and Neil Delamere.

Cast & Crew

Niall Sweeney Neil Delamere
Lisa McCoy Karen Hassan
Ben McGregor Michael Condron
Kris Davis Chris Patrick-Simpson
Connor Lafferty Patrick Buchanan
Tracy Jones Diona Doherty
Derek O'Hara Faolan Morgan
Charlene Dunn Julie Maxwell
Sandy Donaldson Alan Irwin
EU Minister Marianne Van Kesteren Eline Van Der Velden
Farmer Campbell David Ireland
Heather Campbell Lucy McConnell
Paul the pub owner Marc McElroy
Penny Elaine Malcolmson
Leah Joanne McNally
Rosie Chief Hen Teresa Livingstone
Michael Flynn Keith Singleton
Craig Carson Michael Stranney
Himself Chris Buckler
Norman the Frequent Crosser Christian Talbot
Executive Producer Justin Binding
Executive Producer Rab Christie
Executive Producer Gavin Smith
Series Director Iain Davidson
Series Producer Marie McDonald
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