Don't Tell the Bride

To generalise wildly, tattoo addicts aren't afraid of commitment, or a little pain. But when you trap your bride-to-be on a minibus for hours on her wedding day, before asking her to take the vows in front of a crowd of thousands, well... the results might sting a little.

Adam is the highly decorated groom planning to get married at a packed London tattoo convention. Dani wants a quiet affair back home in Devon. Will she make it the 200 miles up the aisle (via the M5)? Confronted with 10,000 inked strangers, will she regret it? Adam certainly hopes not. Lawyers cost less than laser removal these days.