Who said it: Christian Grey or The Demon Headmaster?

They're both controlling, cold, power-hungry and really odd...is the Fifty Shades hero actually CBBC's evil teacher reincarnate?

Christian Grey may be rich, handsome and have an impressive array of paddles (because we all like a well-curated display of sex equipment) but all that aside, is he actually fanciable or just deeply creepy? All the recent Fifty Shades mania (yes, some of it down to us) has led RadioTimes.com to believe that EL James’ S&M-obsessed hero, now brought to life by Jamie Dornan, is actually Gillian Cross’s truly terrifying Demon Headmaster in disguise. 


So take our quiz and see if you can tell which weird guy said what…


See what we mean?