They’re all odd, frankly, but most notably, Tottenham’s Dele Alli seems to have been captured mid-floss (a dance move in which the performer swings his arms and hips side-to-side in unison, while alternating between putting his arms behind his back).
For those unfamiliar with flossing, the dance move went viral in 2016, when Instagram user @TheBackpackKid posted a video of himself performing it. It bled into wider pop culture when Katy Perry invited him on SNL to perform the dance.
It’s also common in the wildly popular online game Fortnite, and Alli has already channelled the moves in his goal celebrations this season.
In other words, all the kids are doing it these days. Check out Alli’s portrait below.
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