I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, and that is to share the joy of this bizarre Geri Horner / Andy Murray / Michael McIntyre Sport Relief stunt. It’s so uncomfortably awkward and yet so funny.
For bizarre reasons better explained here, comedian McIntyre wakes tennis star Murray up in the middle of the night and surprises him with the presence of Spice Girl Geri (in tennis whites! Holding a tennis racket!), before handing him a microphone and demanding he “finish the song”.