You know that big warm thing in the sky that we’ve seen for, cor, at least a few days in a row now? Well, forget about it again because X Factor is back tonight and that basically means it’s Christmas.
You might as well start putting the tree up now.
X Factor – as well as doing all of that changing people’s lives malarky – is, after all, about finding us a song that we can hear over and over and over again while we wander aimlessly from shop to shop trying to find something half decent for the mother-in-law.
The good news is it means this gem can be dug up again:
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