Lies you tell yourself while watching Love Island

*deletes series record*

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ITV2’s Love Island is now in full swing. The island’s singletons are desperately trying to find love. New islanders have been sent in, some have been kicked off, there’s been a lot of talk of being ‘pied off’ and you may or may not know that the reigning Miss Great Britain is* (*was, SOB!) in there (she may have mentioned it once or twice…).

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At the end of it all host Caroline Flack will announce which couple gets to walk away with £50,000. But you’re not watching, are you?