After weeks of speculation, and a drama masterminded by the man who gave us Broadchurch (and will soon give us Doctor Who too), we FINALLY know who shot Simon Cowell on Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.
The culprit was revealed in the thrilling finale of the mini show-within-the-show, and it turned out to be…
… PUDSEY THE DOG!
Shock. Horror! Yes, the Britain’s Got Talent winning pooch was the one who pulled the trigger.