Orkney Library’s special Celebrity Big Brother section isn’t exactly massive

It's a shame Shakespeare isn't in the house


Local libraries have to do what they can to keep up with changing trends, so dedicating a section of Orkney Library’s shelves to the autobiographies of this year’s Celebrity Big Brother contestants is an easy win, right?


Ah. For some strange reason, it seems the library didn’t have a huge selection of the luninaries’ books on hand. Where, for instance, is David Gest’s Simply the Gest?


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