This is what The Santa Clause would look like as a ho-ho-horror movie

He knows when you are sleeping…


When you think about it, the plot of much-loved 90s Christmas movie The Santa Clause is pretty horrific. 


Forced to assume a life of endless slavery by trickery, Tim Allen’s body soon warps and ages beyond recognition, just as his mind twists to the pursuit of a singular goal – serving children’s every desire.


It totally makes sense that Vulture have remixed the film into a David Cronenberg-style body horror, complete with portentous voiceover and slightly dodgy effects. You’ll never look at Santa in the same way again.