From the opening titles onwards, the music of John Williams has always been a major character in Star Wars. Themes like the Imperial March are inseparable from its iconic moments, which is why an unconfirmed leak of titles from The Force Awakens soundtrack had many fans hiding for fear of spoilers.
We’re not going to post that list, but it inspired Reddit user Jefejet to come up with this hilarious fake listing, based on an idea from CartoonWarp.
It sketches out an entire surreal plot for the movie, including a paternity suit and the brutal murder of Jar Jar Binks. And the return of Life Day from the Star Wars Holiday Special!
Is it too late to delay the movie? We really want to see this on screen.