Remember Darth Vader? Guy used to be big, back in the days of Return of the Jedi. The job offers dried up after that – he took a frankly humiliating turn in the prequels, clearly desperate for the cash – and now he’s been replaced by Kylo Ren and a whole new cast of baddies in The Force Awakens.
At least it gives him time to practice his first love: the balalaika.
Still waiting for that call, J.J.