And now, Darth Vader busking on a Russian street corner

The job offers have dried up since Revenge of the Sith

Remember Darth Vader? Guy used to be big, back in the days of Return of the Jedi. The job offers dried up after that – he took a frankly humiliating turn in the prequels, clearly desperate for the cash – and now he’s been replaced by Kylo Ren and a whole new cast of baddies in The Force Awakens.


At least it gives him time to practice his first love: the balalaika.


Still waiting for that call, J.J.