The MasterChef final made us all feel very, very lazy

"Hi, I'd like to place an order for home delivery..."

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First of all, well done to Simon Wood…

After a tense competition, the former burger flipper presented a meal including octopus with chorizo crisps and smoked paprika vinaigrette, a pigeon leg bon-bon with three types of carrots, and a lemon posset dessert topped with about 14 fiddly things. It looked like this:

Meanwhile, in the homes of Britain…

Finals week has been tough on Twitter. Not just because of the tension, but because watching such talented chefs while balacing a frozen pizza on your knee is a bit depressing.

But don’t feel bad, home cooks of Britain! Maybe we have limited technical experience…

And our fare might not be as ‘fancy’ as you get in your ‘fancy food restaurants’…

But we know a thing or two

It’s not molecular gastronomy, but it’s good honest food. Just ask Goggleboxer Tom Malone…

In fact, the show has inspired many home cooks to impressive culinary heights.

So congratulations Simon, you’re an inspiration and we’re sure you have a bright wait what the hell is that?

“Hi, is that Dominos pizza? What’s the fastest you can get here?”

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