This is how to be the best worst BGT act of all time

Being bad isn't always the worst thing...

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Getting those longed for yeses on Britain’s Got Talent doesn’t always mean you have to be the best thing since sliced bread. In fact, you can get on pretty well being the best worst act of all time. Here’s how…

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Kick things off wearing a gold mask to the sound of Queen’s We Will Rock You 


Skate on. Backwards, obviously.


DRAMATICALLY DISCARD MASK


Ensure fans are primed and ready


Remember, haterz gonna hate


Always have a cannon handy


Continue to skate around for absolutely no reason at all


Enlist the help of willing glamorous assistants


Obviously, as a magical professional, never ever say ‘go’ at the wrong time


Always have a contingency plan


Naturally, try again. The lifeless puppet will catch a card mid-air


PROVE ALL OF THE DOUBTERS WRONG


Amuse everyone so much they put you through regardless of the act’s merit


Skate off, backwards (obviously).

Cue applause…

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Britain’s Got Talent continues next Saturday at 8:00pm on ITV