If Game of Thrones was a children’s cartoon it would basically be just as gruesome, but with a jolly tune.
Beheading and blood and guts and stuff is OK for a kids’ show if the animation’s fun, right? Right..?
Author George RR Martin seems to think so, having apparently come up with ‘Lil Thrones, which promises a grand old time in Westeros where all of your friends are dead. Honestly, it’s a wonder no-one has commissioned this yet.