Jurassic World and Fast & Furious 7. One film is about small-brained creatures flattening everything in sight. The other is Jurassic World.
Both big budget action films had new trailers at last night’s Super Bowl, and both were a tad over the top. Actually, make that bat**** insane. But which trailer was crazier?
Let’s consider the evidence.
This dinosaur hunts for sport. It also plays darts. For sport.
Remember the British bad guy from a previous film? Well, this is his brother. Yes, we watched Die Hard 3 last night. Why do you ask?
Dinosaur sign language.
Vin Diesel in a cummerbund.
Bye bye birdie.
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
Our vicious GM dinosaur has the slender fingers of a harpist.
They crashed so hard that building spontaneously exploded.
Only one thing is certain: 2015 is going to make no sense whatsoever.