Jurassic World vs Furious 7: which film had the craziest Super Bowl trailer?

Chris Pratt with velociraptors or The Rock with a mini-gun...

Jurassic World and Fast & Furious 7. One film is about small-brained creatures flattening everything in sight. The other is Jurassic World.

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Both big budget action films had new trailers at last night’s Super Bowl, and both were a tad over the top. Actually, make that bat**** insane. But which trailer was crazier?

Let’s consider the evidence.


This dinosaur hunts for sport. It also plays darts. For sport.

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Remember the British bad guy from a previous film? Well, this is his brother. Yes, we watched Die Hard 3 last night. Why do you ask?


Dinosaur sign language.

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Vin Diesel in a cummerbund.


Bye bye birdie.

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Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.


Our vicious GM dinosaur has the slender fingers of a harpist.

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They crashed so hard that building spontaneously exploded.


…what?

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…just…just…what?


Only one thing is certain: 2015 is going to make no sense whatsoever.