Liam Neeson has reprised the role of ex-government operative Bryan Mills for the third instalment of Taken, but it’s his famous speech from the first film we just can’t get enough of.
Sure, Mills gave the passionate ‘skills speech’ as he hunted for his kidnapped teenage daughter Kim. Sure, there’s actual peril involved. But it’s a blooming useful monologue for when someone gets their grubby hands on your lunch, too. Just check out these brilliant Taken-themed notes…
M&Ms are one thing, but peanut M&Ms really crosses the line
There’s a thin line between calm and angry and that line, my friends, is a cheese sandwich
Unscrupulous beasts just don’t stand a chance against a note like this
Messing with people’s caffeine just isn’t going to fly
This law student proves that just a few extra phrases, housed in brackets, can really make the Taken quote sing
And of course, it’s very important to remember not to get between people and their yoghurt, OK?