10 more things that infuriate Doctor Who fans

You whinged, we listened. Here are 10 more things that turn Whovians into Daleks

YOU WOULD MAKE GOOD DAAA-LEKS.

Ahem. When we posted our Ten Things that Infuriate Doctor Who Fans article, we never expected the sheer volume of complaints, whinges and gripes that followed. It seems Whovians have a lot to get off their chests. Based on your suggestions, here are ten more of the most popular (or least popular) nitpicks that turn fans into Daleks.

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1. Dr. Who

“YOU DO NOT ABBREVIATE THE DOC-TOR. ARE YOU WRITING A LET-TAAAR? USE HIS FULL TITLE.”


2. Gender changing Time Lords

“TWIN HEARTED SHAPE CHANGING TIME TRAVELLING ALIEN IMMORTALS CANNOT SWITCH GENDER. THAT IS JUST ABSURD.”


3. Trying to find classic episodes

“THE DVDS HAVE LEFT ME DES-TIT-UTE.”


4. Calling Daleks and Cybermen robots

“THEY ARE CYBORGS, NOT ROBOTS. THEY ARE A COMBINATION OF MACHINE AND ORGANIC LIFEFORMS. THEY ARE SOFT AND CHEWY ON THE INSIIIIIIIDE.”


5. Michael Grade

“HE IS THE DOCTOR’S TRUE NEMESIS. HE KILLED DOCTOR WHO. WE DO NOT FORGIVE!”


6. Tumblr

“YOUTHFUL EXUBERANCE MAKES ME FEEL OLD AND OBSOLETE.”


7. Other fans

“I DIS-AGREE. I DIS-AGREEEEEEEEEEEE.


8. People complaining about Doctor Who

“WHY WATCH A SHOW THAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY? YOU NEED TO CHILLAX. CHILLAX! CHILLAX! I COMMAND YOU TO CHILLAX!


9. Showrunners

“YOUR STORIES ARE INFERIOR TO MY FAN FICTIOOOOOON!”


10. Fan snobbery/defining how to be a fan

“THE TARDIS HAS ROOM FOR US ALL.”