Instagram’s most disgusting Halloween-inspired bakes

Eye-ball cupcake, anyone? The Great British Bake Off was not supposed to end like this...

Look what you’ve done, Bake Off: all the coolest kids this Halloween want to make their own Halloween treats.

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Sweet right? Wrong. Having trawled through Instagram looking at what people have been doing in the kitchen today, we can conclude that Halloween Bake Off is a very, very bad idea.

We’re sure they taste great, but would you really want to put these “finger cookies” in your face?

Just lost the #Halloweenbakeoff to this…?? #fingercookies

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We’ve got a horrible feeling this is actually Paul Hollywood’s steely blue eye nestled atop a blood-red cupcake…

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Ok, we admit it, this Tim Burton-inspired cake is pretty incredible.

 

Halloween cake

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Chocolate bats are kinda cute.

 

Smaskiga fladdermöss gjorda av chokladbollar eftersom halloween närmar sig. Receptet finns nu på bloggen! ?? Halloween chocolate bats. Recipe on my blog, link in bio! #halloween #chocolatebats #chocolate #halloweenbake #chokladbollar #fladdermöss #bloggse

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But what is THIS?

 

Bitches be like: “#nofilter,#nomakeup” xD sry . . Halloweencake for my brother, made with more or less love. . . . I think it’s delicious xD . Normal cake recipe, green crème with yoghurt and fine sugar, mouth are rasperries and deko just some chocolate thingys. . . . #pocky #cake #sweet #zombie #troll #halloween #halloweenfood #halloweencake #recipe #delicious #green #zombiecake #food #selfmade #byme #selfie #kawaii #chocolate #ugly

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Worst idea for a hot dog, ever.

Vomit guacamole will catch on. Promise.

happy Halloween everyone, and admittedly I'm very proud of my vomit guacamole dish! #halloweenfood #happyhalloween

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Taste the rainbow.

Starting to feel a little bit ill now.

OK, enough, let’s have something that at least looks tasty. Bake Off finalist Luis Troyano, it’s over to you.

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Don’t just carve your pumpkin. Cook it.