Never watched Downton Abbey? We’re not sure where you’ve been for the last four years, but we’re not the prying sort.
Instead, we’ve watched every single episode of the hit ITV period drama so you don’t have to. Unless you want to. In which case, that’s fine.
Anyway, here goes. The entire story of Downton Abbey, from the very first episode to last year’s Christmas special via slippery soap, prison spells, shocking deaths and plenty of upper class scandal. All in a mere, erm, 3,762 words.
Downton Abbey series 5 starts on Sunday 21st September at 9:00pm on ITV