10 of the best ‘Scenes We’d Like to See’ from Mock the Week

Top comedians do battle with hilarious one-liners on the topic of TV and films


Mock the Week is back tonight, which means no news topic, person or Megabus is safe.


Dara O Briain returns as host, keeping regular comedians Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons in check, along with a plethora of guest stars.

Before those cheeky comedians get down to the business of thrashing around their witty opinions on the week’s news, we’ve collected together some of their best one-liners from regular round ‘Scenes We’d Like to See’. 

Do keep in mind these clips contain a lot of swearing, inappropriate comments and general outrageousness…

Unlikely lines to hear in an episode of Doctor Who

Unlikely lines from the final Harry Potter book 

Unlikely lines to hear in a TV show 

What a TV chef would never say 

Unlikely lines to hear on a science programme 

What you didn’t hear at Live Earth 

Things an athletics commentator would never say 

Excerpts from DVDs that wouldn’t sell  

Unlikely letters to be read out on Points of View  

Rejected lines from movies 


Mock the Week starts tonight, 10:00pm, BBC2