Wolverine, Magneto and Professor X are on Graham Norton’s sofa tonight in the form of actors Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy.
The trio are in town to promote the latest instalment of the X-Men franchise, X-Men: Days of Future Past.
But here we imagine how the conversation plays out as talk turns to Jackman’s wife and her little crush on Mr McAvoy…
Graham: I’ve cut James out of the shot just for a moment while I ask you Hugh, is it true your wife has a teensy crush?
James: What’s that sound? Oh yeah, the things-just-got-frigging-awkward klaxon
Hugh: It’s OK buddy, it’s OK. Mainly because Fassbender is sitting between us
… And I’ve left the Wolverine claws at home
James: I’m not sure it’s even true
Michael: I actually thought it was me she had her eye on
Hugh: No, look, she’s over there, wearing her ‘I heart McAvoy’ t-shirt
Michael: One nil McAvoy
James: And… I’m out of here. The exit’s that way, right?
See The Graham Norton Show tonight at 10:35pm on BBC1