Most of this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! contestants are likely to have gone into the jungle worried about coping with Bushtucker Trials, sleeping outside or getting along with their fellow celebrities.
Joey Essex, on the other hand, entered the Australian bush with several more fundamental strings missing from his bow. He can’t blow his nose, he can’t tell the time and, according to Rebecca Adlington, he can’t wash up to a very good standard either.
To help the TOWIE lad out, here’s a bunch of gifts that could be useful to help him get, well, from one day to the next.
A guide to cuts of pork
Because gut pork isn’t a real thing.
I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Bushtucker Trial Game
To remind Joey goat’s cheese probably isn’t the worst thing he’s ever eaten.
I Am a Booger… Treat Me With Respect! By Julia Cook
A handy book that may give Joey an insight into how to blow his nose “the professional way“.
A fool-proof clock
A way to tell the time surely even Joey could master.
Washing up glove with scourer attached
Joey and Amy Willerton may have kindly offered to do the dishes for the camp. But they didn’t get them ‘Rebecca Adlington clean’. This two-in-one washing up tool could be the answer.
Insect finger puppets
Well Joey wanted to know what a millipede does, perhaps a little puppet show with these funky bugs would help explain a little about the camp critters he could encounter?
A pocket dictionary
He can keep it with him AND it’s got pictures to help explain the words. He can look up words like ‘confrontate‘ before he uses them…
… or a word of the day memo pad
Joey could boost his vocab one word at a time. Sick!
Well, Joey loves to count. He used to do it all the time apparently. This way he may even get used to the sort of bugs he’ll find himself bathed in on the show, as it looks like he’s prime Bushtucker Trial property.
Hello my name is Joey mug
You know, he may very well forget.
I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! continues tonight at 9:00pm on ITV