Paul Hollywood might roll his eyes when Sue Perkins drops a ‘dad joke’ or two into the ever so serious baking proceedings of The Great British Bake Off.
But among all of the baking puns and soggy bottom drama, we’d love to hear Paul liven up the tent with a joke or two.
You know Mary Berry would laugh along all polite, like.
Here’s a few to get him started…
"What is small, red and whispers? …A hoarse radish! #foodjokes
— Kevin (@kevin_berties) October 4, 2013
— Just Eat UK (@JustEatUK) September 25, 2013
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. #foodjokes
— MakeShake (@MakeShakeSG) June 24, 2013
How do you lure a bear down from a tree? Camembert #foodjokes
— Lovejoy&Rimmer (@Lovejoy_Rimmer) June 6, 2013
— Rob Smith (@robsmith115) June 6, 2013
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef…What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef 🙂 #FoodJokes
— Koko-Andorinha (@sweetkomal) December 30, 2012
Why did the basil and ginger get thrown in jail? Because the lemon grassed. #foodjokes
— Claire Bennett (@CBennettGBR) December 27, 2012
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll! #FoodJokes
— hungryhouse.co.uk (@hungryhouse) December 23, 2012
Uh- oh! Here comes another one: Why don't melons get married? Because they cantalope! #foodjokes
— Cup (@CupDublin) August 14, 2012
What did the hungry computer eat? Chips, one byte at a time. #foodjokes
— Ruby Tuesday (@rubytuesday) August 1, 2012
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