The best Twitter horse meat jokes – now with added Shergar lasagne

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The horse meat “scandal” has entered its second furlong and is really getting into its stride with the news that Findus “beef” lasagnes have been found to contain 99% equine protein. Cue more horse meat Twitter jokes, now with added Findus, Shergar and lasagne.


They’re under starter’s orders… and they’re off!  

Graeme Garden ‏@GraemeGarden1

What’s the fuss? For years we’ve been told that Ready Meals contain too much Salt and Shergar. #findus

Alan Machnik ‏@Alan_Machnik

Coca-Cola are pleased to announce that no horse DNA has ever been found in any of its products. Especially Shergar-Free Diet Coke.

Camarlo ‏@_camarlo

You can guarantee that if Heston’s lasagne had horsemeat in it, the middle-classes would be w***ing themselves blind over it.

Lauren Laverne ‏@laurenlaverne

@AlanCarr Findus some horse meat? (Tesco have run out)…#Needswork

Danny Baker ‏@prodnose

BBC: When asked how many years Findus have been adding horse meat to their products their MD struck the ground 6 times with his front hoof.

Put my Findus Lasagne into microwave. I took it out after 3 minutes & it still wasn’t finished. I said, “I’ve backed you before haven’t I?”

Chris Addison ‏@mrchrisaddison

BREAKING: #Findus fish fingers test positive for 60% seahorse.

GlennyRodge ‏@GlennyRodge

Dunno why people are complaining about this horsemeat story. A horse is basically just a really fit cow.

Martin Lewis ‏@MartinSLewis

I don’t get why everyone is so upset about the horse meat thing. I mean seriously, why the long faces?

cluedont ‏@cluedont

Richard III walks into a gay wedding eating a horsemeat lasagne. Twitter explodes.

Seven Seas Worldwide @7SeasWorldwide

Very proud to say this morning that our beef lasagne does not contain horsemeat. Or beef. Or sheets of lasagne. We’re a shipping company.


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