Rockets are blasting off across the land but it’s inside the Strictly studio that sparks are bound to fly. Can Darcey Bussell keep her cool while Louis Smith swivels his hips à la Ricky Martin? Will Bruno throw his knickers or just a strop when Victoria Pendleton attempts Tom Jones? Can Kimberley Walsh really be as naughty on the dance floor as Beyonce? Are Westlife fans so besotted with Nicky Byrne they’ll forgive him anything – even an Aerosmith track? Will Craig Revel Horwood crack a smile or just crack? And will the most cringe-inducing pun of the night come from Len Goodman or Sir Brucie?
Get in the toffee apples and join me at 6.30pm for every giggle and gasp. Go on, you know you want to…
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