Star Wars subtitles reveal what R2-D2’s been trying to say all along

R2 talkin' to me?


Star Wars wouldn’t be the same without his endless sequences of seemingly unintelligible beeps, bops and whirrs, but what is R2-D2 really trying to say?


That’s what Star Wars fan EclecticMethod set out to discover as they trawled through the sci-fi space opera films in order to relay R2’s rather important messages back to the viewing public.

The results were fascinating – and occasionally a little foul-mouthed.


We personally hope Episode VIII director Rian Johnson has finished his crossword and is watching, though. We’d love R2 subtitles next time around.