Disorderlies

With a combined weight of half a ton - and that's without the obligatory gold teeth and chains - it was hard to ignore rappers the Fat Boys during the mid-1980s. However, their attempt to break into the movies is unlikely to stand the test of time. This Three Stooges-influenced screwball comedy sees the boys coming to the aid of millionaire Ralph Bellamy, who's about to be murdered by an evil nephew. Bellamy's career survived this turkey unscathed - he went on to collect an honorary Oscar the same year - but the Fat Boys' bumbling, bouncy presence soon grates upon the brain. Ninety minutes of fat jokes soon wear thin.